I Didn't Order Any Publications Advertising For My Business? SCAM BEWARE

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URGNET - I HAVE HAD OVER 10 OF THESE CALLS JUST THIS MONTH!!! BEWARE!!

As A Business Owner I am Sick Of Getting Phone Calls From All These Stupid People That Work For Publications Companies who Tell Me Or My Staff That I have put an Ad In There Health & Safety Publications - Children Safety Publications - Community Safety Publication -
Don't OK The PHONE CALL!

They Tell you they spoke to you a coulpe of months ago and its already for print and that you have said OK to Print and they Want to Send You An Account for $500-
WHAT THE?????

ITS A SCAM DON'T OK ANY OF THEM THEY TAKE YOUR DETAILS FROM WHEN YOU ADVERTISE ON THE POLICE - FIRE - AMBULANCE PUBLICATIONS OR ONLINE AND USE THEM FOR THE EXTRA LITTLE ONES AND THEN SEND YOU A BILL!!!!
I JUST ASKED ONE OF THEM - WHEN DID I SAY OK TO THIS ARTWORK OR SIGN OF ON IT? TO SEND ME A COPY AND THEY SAID - DONT HAVE A SIGNED COPY YET JUST WANT YOU TO DO THAT NOW BUT WE DO HAVE YOUR ART WORK!
I ASKED WHERE I SENT THEM THIS ARTWORK AND THEY SAID I FAXED IT TO THEM LAST MONTH!!! I HAVEN'T USED A FAX FOR OVER A YEAR AND DONT EVEN OWN ONE!!!!

Are These People Serious??? Get A Life!!!

Don't Pay For Any Advertising unless you have signed of on Proof!!
Don't Give Out Your Credit Card Number They Try That Too!! ( I am just calling for your payment for your adverising!, that you ordered last month it finally ready for Print!!!! Oh Yeah!!!


Small Business Beware!!!

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